Definition of Globalisation

Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question:
How come?

Answer:

An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel, driving a

German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

followed closely by

Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated  by an American doctor,
using

Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by

a Canadian,

using

American Bill Gates’ technology

and you’re probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips,
and

a Korean monitor,

assembled
by

Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian truck drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,

trucked to you by Mexican  (change to your own where applicable) illegals…. .

… and forwarded to you

by – Polish immigrant in America

That, my friends, is Globalization!!